JESUS WHY: NENE PARTS WAYS WITH THE RHOA

I know by now you all know that Nene Leakes has announced that she will no longer be  on the RHOA. Mrs. Leakes stated that it was a hard decision for her but its time to move on. Now I don’t know about you but I am not going to watch RHOA without Nene. How the hell could I? She was the show, no matter how many wives came and went, Nene  stood her ground and demanded out attention. No one can replace her. Not even that devil with a twirl Kenya.

Well since the best housewife of the franchise is leaving I thought the world deserved an explanation. If I every had the chance to interview Nene she would probably answer like this………..

SO NENE WHY ARE YOU NOT JOINING THE LADIES FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF RHOA?

OK SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE LADIES?

REALLY? SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SHOWS FUTURE?

AND THAT IT IS. DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS?

WELL NENE IT WAS A PLEASURE GIRL.

WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS: JOE GIUDICE GETS A ONE HOUR SPECIAL

It looks like our favorite husband on RHONJ (Real Housewives of New Jersey) Joe Giudice just inked a deal. While his wife is away serving time for something stupid she and Joe did. Joe will be taping a one hour special for Bravo. After months of negotiating Joe will get $150,000.00 for his little 60 minute special. Word on the street is that Joe is having trouble putting food on the table for his kids. (Bullshit) Clearly his family will not let him struggle to the point where he could not put food on the table for his children. Anyway the big guy will be on tv soon . Will you be watching?

NEW SHOW ALERT: I PITY THE FOOL

Where the hell is the A-Team when you need them? It looks like Mr. T has had a change of heart and instead of pitying the fool he now pities the tool. Yes the actor and entertainer can now add contractor to his resume. Mr.T has been given a home improvement series on the DIY channel. ironically titled I Pity The Tool. Mr. T will travel from home to home with a team of designers to remodel the not so nice areas in peoples homes. Folks I hate reality TV, it ruins everything. Mr. T you are still on the A-Team. If this does not work out please go back to pitying the fools.

UPDATES: ARE YOU KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

It looks like America‘s most loved and hated family has a lot going on these days. As if Kris and Bruce’s divorce wasn’t drama enough.The world had no clue that Bruce has been forced to endure the pain of living as a man. The gold medalist took the plunge and transition into a lovely lady named Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn has her own reality show that we need to keep up with , which will air on the E! Network as well. Check out the promo for “I Am Cait.” 

Oh and Kim and Kanye are expecting baby number two. Everyone is reporting that Kim used an IVF, but who cares. Anytime a woman bring a life into the world that is a blessing. North is going to be a big sister, yay.

SO DID YOU SEE IT: YANDY AND MANDEECEE’S GET MARRIED (I KNOW I’M LATE)

Our favorite Love and Hip Hop couple Yandy and Mandeecee, have tied the knot. Although this courtship is not perfect. These two lovebirds have been through it all, yet they still made it to the altar. In addition to having a dealing with a federal case  the couple found time to bring a new baby into the world. Before the wedding Madeecee plead guilty to a drug charge. Which may cost him 5-40 years of his freedom, oh and all of his Love and Hip Hop money goes straight to the feds for restitution. But these two lovebird’s love can withstand anything. I thought the wedding was sweet, but the guest list was just ratchet.

Now that that these two are now the Harris family. I think VH1 should fire on Harris family and hire another. Get rid of T.I’s  Family Hustle and give Yandy and  Mandeecee their own show and give it a typical name like Becoming a Harris or We are the Harris Family, whatever. The show should follow Yandy and Mandeecee’s journey after marriage and answer some of the question we all have been asking ourselves. Who is the baby mother to Mandeecee’s adorable second child  born a year before Yandy’s son Amir? Yeah that’s right I said it. Cut a check for all of the baby mama’s and let them be on reality tv too. Mandeecee will probably be going to jail soon and those babies need to eat. Life doesn’t stop just because their dad is in the slammer. That would be the ratchet part of the show, you know baby mamma drama. While that’s going on the show should showcase more of Yandy’s accolades. You know Yandy is a Howard University grad and a heavy weight in the entertainment business. We need to see more of that and if this should happen I want a producer’s credit.

WE’RE DONE HERE: THE DUGGARS GET THE BOOT

The 19 kids and counting Duggar clan have to find a new source of income. Their meal ticket has now been denied. TLC decided to part ways with the Duggars, due to the recent reports about the eldest brother Josh Duggar’s fetish with molesting young girls including some family members. While Josh does not deny the reports, he willingly admitted to his dark past and has apologized for  all he had done. After firing Mama June for dating a convicted sex offender, who allegedly molested her daughter in the past, TLC was not going to give the Duggar’s a pass. Child molestation is a disgusting act that just can never be forgiven. Well I hope the Duggar’s find their way through these dark times. I guess the saying one bad apple will ruin the bunch is definitely true in this case.

IS THIS MIC ON: RAPPER LIL KIM HAS A REALITY SHOW

When I was first introduced to the Lil Kim brand I was walking down Jamaica Avenue in Queens NY and I saw a poster of a lady wearing a leopard bra and pantie set while swatting down. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing but I liked it. The words Lil Kim were posted above her head and all I could hear is my momma saying stop looking at that. I had to know who was this Lil Kim and what does she sound like, so when I tricked my mom into giving me money to buy shirt I bought a bootleg Lil Kim cassette tape instead. Once I put the tape in my walkman it was over, I was an instant LiL Kim fan. I have seen her go through many changes in her life and now she is working on claiming her title back. The rap Queen announced her new show as the Black Kardashian. Puffy is back in her life and her new album is in the works. The Queen Bee reality show has not been picked up yet, but I believe that won’t be for long.  Will you be watching.