RUMOR CONTROL: IS THE MARTIN SHOW COMING BACK FOR 2015?

The word on the street is that Martin Lawrence‘s hit TV show Martin might be revived. The alleged new version of the series will not feature Tisha Campbell though. The singer Ashanti will play Gina Waters. I know the news makes you scratch your head or make the Scooby Doo face. How in the hell is this going to work. All of the characters has since aged, adding Ashanti makes no sense at all. Well folks stop your worrying because Martin will not be revived, the folks over at thenewsnerd.com made the whole thing up. In the words of Martin Lawrence Damn! Damn! Damn!

OH PATTI PATTI: AMERICAN HORROR STORY ADDS PATTI LABELLE TO THE CAST

FX’s American Horror Story: Freak Show just added the legendary Patti Labelle to the cast. I think I am going to cry. The producers over there at AHS are freaking geniuses. Patti will appear in 4 episodes and her character will not be singing. Sorry to burst your bubble. Patti will play Gabourey Sidibe‘s mother. He character will shed some light on the murderous Twisty the clown killer. Oh this is going to be good.

With the latest update I am assuming they have not finished taping the new season yet. Please hurry up FX. I must see this.

OH THEO: MALCOLM JAMAL WARNER WILL JOIN SONS OF ANARCHY

We will always know him as a Cosby kid, although he is obviously a grown man. Malcolm Jamal Warner is still at it, he will join the final season of Sons of Anarchy. Malcom is going to play a guy named Sticky, who happens to be apart of the Grim Bastards.

Sons of Anarchy will premiere on September 9th.

Fun Fact: Malcolm recently did an interview with Access Hollywood Live and revealed that he had a crush on his cast mate Lisa Bonet. She played his sister Denise.

AND THE ROLE GOES TO…….. AMERICA’S BAD GIRL TANISHA WILL JOIN ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

UPDATE: NETFLIX HAS CONFIRMED THAT TANISHA THOMAS WILL NOT BE APART OF ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. IT WAS A LIE. #REALLYGIRL

Brooklyn stuand up! Reality star Tanisha Thomas just finished marriage boot camp and now she is headed to jail. Just kidding, but she will be joining the Netflix hit Orange is the New Black. Tanisha made the announcement over the weekend on instagram.

I guess nobody will be getting any sleep at the Litchfield Correctional Facility.

IS SHE REPLACEABLE: PAM OLIVER IS OUT

I guess it’s out with the old and in with the new at FOX Sports. Veteran sportscaster Pam Oliver has been demoted and replaced by Erin Andrews for this coming football season. Just call Erin Mrs. Getouttheway, because she has the power to take ones job. First she snatches up Brooke Burke‘s co-host position with Dancing with the Stars and now Pam’s job. Why is Erin is such high demand? Who is she? I had no clue who she was until she appeared on Dancing with the Stars.

Pam is not too happy about ending her time as the sideline reporter. She really had plans for her 20th year on the field, although it’s over, her time with FOX Sports is not. Pam will be working on other productions for the network.

After giving FOX Sports almost 20 years, I hope the execs at FOX show Pam how much they appreciate her. Their producers better be planning an anniversary special. She deserves it. How many women last that long in a male dominated industry, such as sports broadcasting?

 

SPOILER ALERT: 10 THINGS I LEARNED FROM ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK SEASON 2

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After spending hours of my sleep time watching Orange is the New Black, I am so tired and a little pissed off. I have so many questions and the first one is………When is the 3 rd season starting because I need to some things. Lots of things went on this season. After all of the waiting for season 2 to arrive. I must say this season was a little ehhh. Here is what I learned…….

 

1. Piper has mental issues. That Alex Vause is a disease to Piper’s life and she is eating away at a her brain. Last season I felt bad for Pipes, not anymore. She’s a dummy.

2. Morello is a psycho. Her fiancee is actually her victim. That wanna be barbie girl was obsessed with a man who can not stand her ass.

3. Boo is traitor and she literally wants to screw everybody.

4. Poussey is in love with Tastyee and I’m pretty sure her parents are so pissed at her. They served our country and their daughter ends up serving time.

5. Black Cindy is actually a reckless irresponsible mom, whose daughter thinks she is her sister.

6. Tastyee is some kind of genius who was set up to fail. Growing up in foster care has hindered her from reaching her full potential, jail might be the best place for her right now.

7. RED is really not tough at all, its all an act and she utilizes the whole power in numbers spiel. We are family she says. #loadofcrap

8. Caputo is in a band and is looking for love. His current girlfriend is his job and sometimes she is nice to him and other times she screws him over, but he gets the last laugh.

9. All Crazy Eyes wants is to be loved and be treated like everyone else.

10. Vee is a evil broad who gets what she deserves. Getting hit by a woman given 6 weeks t live is the greatest form of Karma.

WE WANT MORE: AMERICAN HORROR STORY SNEAK PEEK

Is it just me or is it taking forever for American Horror Story Freak Show to premiere. Ugghhh I can ‘t wait much longer. It looks like American Horror Story veteran Sarah Paulson can’t wait for the premiere either. She tweeted a photo of her characters for the new season. YES!!!!!!!

Paulson will be playing both Bette and Dot. Oh yes freaking Siamese twins. This is going to be great. This season Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Evan Peters, Emma Roberts, Gabourey Sidibe, Jamie Brewer,Frances Conroy and the newbie Micheal Chiklis  will all join Sarah on the set.

Get your DVR‘s ready because this is going to be a season that no one should miss.