JESUS WHY: NENE PARTS WAYS WITH THE RHOA

I know by now you all know that Nene Leakes has announced that she will no longer be  on the RHOA. Mrs. Leakes stated that it was a hard decision for her but its time to move on. Now I don’t know about you but I am not going to watch RHOA without Nene. How the hell could I? She was the show, no matter how many wives came and went, Nene  stood her ground and demanded out attention. No one can replace her. Not even that devil with a twirl Kenya.

Well since the best housewife of the franchise is leaving I thought the world deserved an explanation. If I every had the chance to interview Nene she would probably answer like this………..

SO NENE WHY ARE YOU NOT JOINING THE LADIES FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF RHOA?

OK SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE LADIES?

REALLY? SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SHOWS FUTURE?

AND THAT IT IS. DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS?

WELL NENE IT WAS A PLEASURE GIRL.

WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS: JOE GIUDICE GETS A ONE HOUR SPECIAL

It looks like our favorite husband on RHONJ (Real Housewives of New Jersey) Joe Giudice just inked a deal. While his wife is away serving time for something stupid she and Joe did. Joe will be taping a one hour special for Bravo. After months of negotiating Joe will get $150,000.00 for his little 60 minute special. Word on the street is that Joe is having trouble putting food on the table for his kids. (Bullshit) Clearly his family will not let him struggle to the point where he could not put food on the table for his children. Anyway the big guy will be on tv soon . Will you be watching?

MARRIED AND NOW I’M SCARED FOR MY LIFE: NEWLY WEDS IN TROUBLE

It looks like the honeymoon is over for newly weds Jessica Castro and Ryan De Nino. These two were married at first sight on the FYI reality show. Although many fans of the show had lots of hope for this couple, these two are in a terrible state of their relationship. Jessica has gotten a restraining order against her husband Ryan. Allegedly Ryan has threatened to kill Jessica and her family. Whoa crazy psycho husband behavior is a major turn off and Jess wants out. The season finale aired last week and we all saw that the couple decided to stay married, but the truth is the couple is indeed still married but they have not lived together since the show ended. Threats can turn into promises and we do not condone that. Jess keep your head up girl and don’t go looking for love on television anymore.

 

NEW SHOW ALERT: I PITY THE FOOL

Where the hell is the A-Team when you need them? It looks like Mr. T has had a change of heart and instead of pitying the fool he now pities the tool. Yes the actor and entertainer can now add contractor to his resume. Mr.T has been given a home improvement series on the DIY channel. ironically titled I Pity The Tool. Mr. T will travel from home to home with a team of designers to remodel the not so nice areas in peoples homes. Folks I hate reality TV, it ruins everything. Mr. T you are still on the A-Team. If this does not work out please go back to pitying the fools.

THAT’S SO RAVEN: SOMEBODY HAS A NEW JOB

It looks like The View‘s future has gotten a whole lot brighter. After the shake-up in the cast earlier this season, ratings were dropping. I mean the producers were trying their hardest to keep the same spunk the show had in previous seasons. Along with Whoppi  and 3 other co-host the rating still were not doing s well as they would have liked. After Rosie O’Donell;s second departure from the show, the producers were playing a game of musical chairs with multiple guest co-host. Well honey when Raven hit the stage and opened up her mouth it was all over. Almost every episode Raven appeared on she happened to say things that may have offended people or made heir jaws drop. Raven’s outspoken behavior breaks all Huxtable kid stereotypes. Today June 10, 2015 Whoopi Goldberg annoucned that Raven is now a full-time co-host on the daytime talkshow. Bravo!!!!!! This is a great move for the show and I will always tune in now. I look forward to hearing Whoopi, the republican lady, the original Puerto Rican princess and Raven the rebel speak on everything that is worth talking about. I smell an Emmy coming soon.

YOU GOT IT WRONG DUDE: THE UNAUTHORIZED FULL HOUSE STORY IS REALLY HAPPENING

Lifetime just will not quit. These folks have not learned their lesson from the Save By The Bell fiasco they produced. Well now Lifetime wants to ruin the images that I have in my head of my favorite sitcom Full House. This production is already starting off on a bad foot. Lifetime doesn’t seem to think that casting is important, take a look at the cast. SMDH!!!!!

In this photo……………………………………………………………

Playing Uncle Joey (Dave Coulier) is Justin Mader.

Playing DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) is Shelby Armstrong.

Playing Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) is Garret Brawith.

Playing Uncle Jessie (John Stamos) is Justin Gatson.

Playing Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) is Dakota Guppy.

Playing Michelle Tanner (Olsen Twins) is Blaise and Kinslea Todd.

Now when you compare the original cast to the Lifetime version they look pretty similar but in a caricature kind of way. I surely hope this movie does not ruin these actors careers. Meanwhile back at the ranch Netflix along with John Stamos are producing a spin off version of Full House and almost all of the cast is on board except for the Olsen Twins. I will be watching. The Unauthorized Full House story airs on August 22 @ 8 p.m.